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(Source: New York Magazine)
Our Thomas, who art in England,
Hallowed be thy face.
Thy cheekbones perfect,
Thy bitches will kneel,
On Earth as they do in Asgard.
Give us this day our daily ovary explosions.
And forgive all the Loki haters,
As we forgive Hulk for smashing you up.
And please lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from the Avengers.
For Tumblr is your kingdom,
Real power, horned glory,
For ever and ever.
AMEN.
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
Giveaway!
What you can win: 1 Limited Edition Neutral Milk Hotel necklace (shown above)
How to win: Follow Pickle & Ollie on Tumblr and reblog this post (only once per day, please!)
When it will end: Friday, June 1.
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Thanks, and good luck!
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If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.
I spent ten minutes trying to come up with a creative one.. whoops negative I got nothing
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