June 2012
“A Hiddleboner is something that happens to you if you’re a Hiddlestoner. That’s...”
– Tom Hiddleston on his ‘Hiddlestoners’ (via fandomjumper)
“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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The Thomas Prayer
gumpergirl:
Our Thomas, who art in England,
Hallowed be thy face.
Thy cheekbones perfect,
Thy bitches will kneel,
On Earth as they do in Asgard.
Give us this day our daily ovary explosions.
And forgive all the Loki haters,
As we forgive Hulk for smashing you up.
And please lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from the Avengers.
For Tumblr is your kingdom,
Real power, horned glory,
For ever and...
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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theepichumor:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.
I spent ten minutes trying to come up with a creative one.. whoops negative I got nothing
May 2012
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rural-juror:
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
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neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
owl-ler:
you guys dont understand how stupidly hilarious puns are to me like i’ll just laugh and laugh at the dumbest ones
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thelocalpaedo:
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
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“By not trying to [top it]. By being smaller. More personal, more painful. By...”
– Joss Whedon on what he would do if he were to direct the sequel to The Avengers
(via emilyisobsessed)
“Plenty of oppressive bullshit goes down under the guise of nice. Every day,...”
– The Revolution Will Not Be Polite: The Issue of Nice versus Good (Social Justice League)
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instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
“When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign...”
– Misha Collins, in an interview in 2009, in answer to the question “How did you make your Russian accent in 24 and CSI so believable?” (via othersideofthegalaxy)
#A lot of the time #I will sit and cry #because Misha Collins
(via marleequinn)
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